There are some huge posters on the walls of this computer place and i decided the two that i like the most were the one of Machu Picchu and one of an awesome looking beach which turned out to be Varadero, Cuba. That explains the subject. I hope Rhett is still planning on cruising cuba with me because it is definitely something i am counting on.
As for the week, no, wait! I have to say thank you. The birthday package was.... da bomb! Thank you so much for all the effort that was put into that. I know it is hard to believe, but that was the best present i have gotten on a mission birthday, heck, i even had a surprise party and was given a 25 lbs watermelon that was incredible, seriously, we think they pumped it full of something because it is sooo good, like my mouth is watering right now thinking about it, but honestly, it is not even in the same league as the stuff you sent, so cool, so sweet, so boss. Mom, i will kiss you right on the face when i see you. And all you others that pitched in with letters, even those i dont know, be warned, you are loved and i may have the same thing in store for all of you.
Alright, now we can get on to the good stuff. This week has been filled with, wait! Sorry, one more thing before i forget. I have gotten it a lot lately, and once from a general authority, so i have to ask- our cousin who served here, the carr, did he serve around the years of 85-87 under Elder Piat? I remember meeting him at a family reunion we invited ourselves to over in pleasant grove or something. I would like to know because there are a few people here who served around him who keep bugging me about it.
Okay, that is it, no more interuptions, on to the week. The week was filled with all sorts of, WAIT! Ha, just kidding that time. For reals, more than just experiences i think it is landmarked by interesting people. For example- there is one that we refer to as DOSM, which stands for Dirty Old Spaniard Man. We also use DOSM because it rhymes with awesome, but that is besides the point (but totally awesome). Our experience with him took place at a little kiosk sort of thing that sells otter pops. We were doing business and he came up, drunk as a dog (you better believe dogs get drunk), asking me if i knew any girls he could become acquainted with (NOTE: the true sayings of DOSM have been edited for the sake of the younger readers). He was a very dirty old spaniard man, hence the name. From the time i have been on the mission i have come to realize that the only way to shake off a drunk is to confuse them. Normal response encourages them, fear feeds them, annoyance angers them, ignorance has no effect, but english, oh my dear beloved english, confuses the living stars out of them. When he started talking to me, i responded in english and he was taken very off guard. He starting yelling that he had sworn he heard us speaking his language, but i just kept it going, and within 30 seconds he was off yelling at a stray dog. It was brilliant. Then as we left it got even better. We said goodbye to the otter pop man in spanish and then saw him so i said "take it easy" and he repeated it kind of in a mocking voice, and you would never believe it, but it sounded perfect. That is the secret to the english accent: drunk spaniard! It was incredible.
Then we were teaching Paula, the one who is getting baptized this week, and got to have a fun little question and answer. It was all normal stuff until she pulled out her bible and asked one that had been bugging her for a long time. She has been reading the old testament and it has been hard for her to read about the cleaning out of the holy land in Joshua. She was wondering why they killed everyone, even the children. I looked at her for a moment, then, reaching for my book of mormon said, "that is why we love the book of mormon". She accepted and things are better than ever.
Next interesting people were found in the Red Cross distribution center in a mystical land called Arganda del Rey. It is about 30 minutes from Madrid and is filled with Romanians and Gypsys. We went to go do service handing out food and the people that volunteer there are so cool. They absolutely hate religion, but love the missionaries to death. Elder Dunn, the missionary i went with, is training right now so i guess they got excited about having a missionary that could speak a little more spanish than normal. They took us for a tour and showed us the ropes. After, when they all usually go out to get drinks, they took away our agency and made us go with them. It was fun to see them in their natural habitat. So much artificial joy. It was fun to have a real smile when we walked out of that place. Free cokes and american music videos explained by half drunk spaniards- wonderful.
Alright, last one i have time for is named Ronny. He is very likely the most amazing man i have ever met in my life. We got a call from the temple saying that a man walked in that wanted to talk to us. We skidadled on over and found him sitting in the waiting room reading. He is a christian convert from Iran that grew up in Kuwait and had to run away to Armenia and now was looking for a better life in Spain. Some of the stuff he told us about was mind blowing. All the fighting he saw in Kuwait was really hard on him, then the turkish slaughtering of christians in armenia made him become a refugee with his family and his being apart from his family looking for work seemed to be the hardest part of it all. He said that not too long ago he met two missionaries that were the nicest people he had ever met. They gave him a book of mormon and he read it in 3 weeks. He came to the temple to tell us that he wanted to be baptized. He was amazing. The first thing he said was that he was Ronny, he was from Iran, he loved God, and did not hate americans. He lives in another elders area but talking to him was a really humbling experience. Hard to believe, but i am sure even harder to live.
Sorry for the lack of time. Every week it is the same.
Love you,
Elder Sky